NOW HIRING

I will give you $20 to do my filing at work. $60 if you do it in a bikini. $100 if you feed me chocolate covered strawberries in the process. $300 if you’re twins.

Any takers?

  1. geeetfucked reblogged this from stoofjarvay and added:
    :( you’re passing up a hell of an offer.
  2. stoofjarvay reblogged this from geeetfucked